Not a Poem

If I ever write a poem
Tell me how it goes,
I'm always curious
To read the work of a genius.
If I ever write a poem
Be a dear
And warn me.
Smoke rings, anything will do.
If I ever write a poem
Remind me
That it wasn't worth writing
I must have forgotten.
If I ever write a poem
Shoot me dead
On the spot
Poets, the world can live without.