Spaghetti Thief

Spaghetti machete. Do you think that you're ready?
When you put your hands in the air, to think that I ought to care,
Whenever I'm early.

A pina colada. Does this make me look smarter?
I know all about you and the things that you do,
To my tin of spaghetti.

Confetti spaghetti. Are you missing your teddy?
I've spent ample of time, thinking how I could find,
A way for me to play dirty.

Hakuna Matata. Is this what you're after?
It's yellow and tinned; everything that you've been,
Eating out of my cupboard.