Alex Gaskarth Birthday Rap/Poem

Look at the calendar, now look at the day
December 14th, it's Alex Gaskarth's birthday.
Round of applause, shouts of horray,
A gift of twenty-seven virtual punches to you from me.

So as you probably can tell I got you a cake,
Or maybe you can't, it is imaginary.
Are you having a party, that's pretty cool.
I bet it'll be fun because you kind of rule.

But don't let the party scene get the best of you,
As for me,I'll be at home, staying seventeen, thanks to you.
Unless you invite a nigga, just tell me when and where.
End of the world,I don't care, I'll still be there.

I know what you're thinking, that girl, she's such a trick,
But if I recall right you said that you could handle it.
I'm a straight-up hustler, if you didn't notice.
You're not use to my poison, you can't control this.

Okay,let me stop, enough is enough.
Remember to much of anything is to much.
Including poppin' champagne, I bet you're at it again.
Minus me, don't want to be caught up underage.

But tonight we're legends, let's just live in the moment.
In the morning we'll be another story, the talk of the town.
With our backseat living and a serenade to die for.
I'll be wearing out those knees, know one has to know boy.

Just kidding, you're like a decade older than me.
And I'd hate to see you locked in a penitentiary.
And you have Lose, of course I could never compete.
With someone of her caliber of beauty.

And a little Jack on the side, so freaking hot, I ship it.
Just playing, We all know Jalex doesn't exsist. (Or does it)
So what I'm trying to say is Alex we can't date.
And if I broke your little heart in two, then sorry dude.

But don't cry, you don't have to loose.
I'm always a daydream away, always there for you.
Just as you were for me, whenever I felt incomplete.
Just a walking travesty, your music gave me therapy.

You guys are the ones who made a difference, at least to me.
Mended a broken heart, got a girl on her feet.
If only I could do for you half of what you did for me.

When I was choking, you saved me, no irony.
When I was destroying myself, you asked why, clarity
When I was trapped, you painted me wings, artistry
Setting free the monster that was me

My eyes are open, I can see, maybe, now I can fulfill my destiny
Never will it be as great as yours
Traveling all around the globe, performing amazing tours.
Saving the lives of countless girls and boys
Being the idol that kids like myself will always adore

I love you Gaskarth, you got my heart in your hands.
Forget time-bomb, that things a nuclear missile man.
And when it explodes, the entire world will know,
Just how much I love you and all of All Time Low.