Worthless Items

A Pen that spreads sparkles
Army cameo flip flops that squeak
A lion hiding under a bed in shame
A book about heroes who save more than princesses
A key that’s life goal is to get lost
A schedule that lies too much
A backpack who is a Best Friend
A yeti who brings comfort
An 8-track wallet that holds useless things
A card that holds my identity
A brace hat given by a Best Friend
The items in my possession are the ones that will help me on this adventure.