Remember the Three F's

When people talk about their love life;
I imagine mine individually.
Kinda like a tale of biting ears
Or reaching for love desperately?

If there was this dream guy,
Who would he be?
Would he stick around?
Would he ever leave?

Would he be beneficial?
Would he be official?
Would he tell the truth
Or be in denial?

Would he be the perfect stranger?
Would he be the worse disaster?
Why should it even matter?

Because remember :
I'm FUCKING,
FLAWLESS,
And FABULOUS!