At the Airport

Did you check in yet?
Follow the signs, get in line
Take your ticket and carry on
They’ll pat your pockets
And sniff your breath, probably
(What’re you hiding in there?)
Dash to the gate
Before it’s too late.
Not that it matters,
You’ll be delayed four hours, anyway.
It’s such a process
Waiting, listening, waiting
Put your phone away!
Or at least on airplane mode
That shit will screw up EVERYTHING, you know
A wailing child to your left
A fat man asleep and drooling to your right
It’s time to take off, so get ready
Enjoy your flight!