No Time to Spare

Fuck shit damn ass bitch!
Sorry, I just wanted to get that out of the way.
I've had a pretty rough day,
Earlier my eye even started to twitch.

Anyways, how are you?
You can ask me too,
And I promise I'll give you a nice answer.

It's not like I cried for an hour,
And that's why my eyes are red.
It's not as if it felt like climbing a tower,
Just getting out of bed.

Do tell me about your overcooked food at lunch
And how you complained to some poor waiter.

I'd love to hear about you being forced into having brunch
Later in the week with some “hater.”

I'll sit here and listen while you bitch and moan
And I’ll laugh and smile and act sweet.
Knowing that my mom can't even get a loan,
And soon my sister might be out on the street.

But that's okay! You needn't worry.
I'll be a good friend to you.
But in return don't expect me to be sorry,
When I need to rely on you too.

And damn son if you can't handle the baggage
The get off this fucking plane.
Before I take off so you don't drive me insane

Cause I don't have time to waste.
I have places to be, things to do.
And I'm not throwing it away,
For a little shit like you.

So goodbye, see you later, take care!
Have a fantastic day.
Because I won't be there,
I'll be busy blowing everyone away.