Jerk in Disguise

Verse 1
You think he’s nice, you think he’s sweet
Don’t think twice, hit delete
He fooled you once but that’s enough
To be strong and to call his bluff
You had no chance, when you met
He played you just like a cassette
He kissed you then and it was great
He escalated your heart rate
Then he smashed and crumbled you
He stepped on you with his shoe

Chorus
He’s a big, mean jerk
Nothing but work
He don’t deserve your hand
He’s not the right kinda brand
You can do without him
He’s as sick as phlegm