Geekdom

A tale as old as time. Beam me up, Spock.
Bullies will ridicule, laugh, scorn, and mock.
I want to be part of your world and learn
the Jedi ways. Roll the die, it's your turn.

Use the force to decide your house. Are you
intelligent, cunning, brave, or just, true?
Down with the bloody Red Queen. Off with her-
Oh no! A crack in time and space. Doctor!

Raggedy man in a blue box. Set it
to warp speed, Mr. Sulu, to the pit
of scum and villainy. No...hive....Hive mind.
You will assimilate. No! We're not blind.

The empire can keep their war medallions.
Scare Trump out of house: Join the rebellion.