Land of Strawberries

It’s supposed to be read alternately with a friend, so if you have one with you, it’s much more fun to read it that way

The land of strawberries

Was flooded by cream

It rained sugar

It snowed cocoa powder

The people, hundreds and thousands

The mountains, Neapolitan ice cream

But then, one day

Dark clouds a mouth,

A lightning bolt a spoon,

And the land of strawberries

Was gone forever!

Eaten by the evil radiator in the back, towards the right of D2,

But then Fazil and helpers Romeo and Lavender saved the land of strawberries

But the radiator turned out to be a shape shifter; the evil black pigeon that followed me home from Watford in 2005,

Which was also:

The lemurs

The llamas

The pink pineapple

The Christmas mould

The purple shoe

The demented parrot

And the badgers that go: badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom! Mushroom!

But then Fazil drowned the evil black pigeon in the sea by France while surfing

End

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Ahah random we put up a video of it on youtube for a little while, that’s gone though…