The Break Up Song

I asked you to dance
I didn’t really think that it would start a romance
I never expected for me to steal your heart
When you asked me to go out with you
At first I just took you for a fool
I guess you could call me cruel
But I was just playing my part

I guess what I’m trying to say
Is that I think your pretty gay
I hope you don’t beg me to stay
Damn this song is getting pretty cliche
But hey like I really care
You don’t really deserve my best song
This might seem pretty wrong
But I bet you wear a thong.

You’re the worst boyfriend I ever had
And man you smell real bad
I think you should go shower
But don’t wait an hour
Getting off topic I think any boy should know
That they shouldn’t act like a ho
Oh I yea I just burned you bro

You’re the worst,
And no you weren’t my first
I hope you end up in a hearse
I think I’ve dated girls better then you
Man you still smell like poo
Why don’t you go sniff glue?
Maybe when you wake up
You’ll find yourself in a zoo

Just because you gave my your pretzels
Doesn’t mean you’ll just get my jewels
Go brush your teeth
Because boy you smell like Keith
Yea you were just a toy I was supposed to enjoy
But damn it’s not easy when you annoy

I know that me breaking up with you will be sad
But really to me you were just a fad
Please go buy me an arm pad
Yes I just wrote that down because it rhymed
I think you just climbed
I don’t know what else it rhymes with
But I want a granny smith

You don’t even have any money
And sorry hunny
But you’re not funny
Now go buy me a damn candy gram
Before I hurl
Because I saw a sasuage curl
I want some spam
So go buy me a water yam

But now I must go
And yes you can go blow
Don’t worry I’ll buy you a ho
But seriously I must go
Because I just ran out of rhymes
Even though I’m cheating
And using a rhyme dictionary.