'Cause there's a turkey on the table.

There’s a turkey on the table, that’s why.
There’s a turkey on the table ! (yeah)
That’s why you have a fucking migraine.

Don’t complain.
Just blame that turkey on the table.
‘Cause the turkey is what’s causing all that pain,
the pain that’s making your brain go insane.

There’s a turkey on your fucking table.
It won’t move, and you don’t know.
But that’s what’s causing your fucking margarine
And it won’t go away.

‘Cause there’s a turkey on your table.
You’re sitting there your head pounding.
All that agonizing pain could be gone, if that turkey wasn’t on the that fucking table.

But there’s a fucking turkey on your table.
You tried the Tylenol and Advil, but the migraine just won’t go away.
There’s nothing there to explain it, and you can’t understand why you have this migraine.
But, it's really quite obvious.

There’s a turkey on the table, that’s why.
There’s a turkey on the table ! (yeah)
That’s why you have a fucking migraine.