Note to Home
From:
Ms. Kara Little
Cell Block 2, Terence Correctional Facility
Ambrosia Applebee, Arizona 67893
Dear Mom,
You asked and asked to tell you of my 'minor' plight
And so here I write:
Just a tiny case of Relationship problems
And not your average kind
For what the hell's a girl to do when she sees him in a bind?
'Binds' more like...
Who knew he was the submissive type?
Oh well,
I could have been forgiving
True my nature is quite nice
But when I spoke to my man hating best-friend
She gave me some advice
'Men are like Dung-beetles.'
She declared with steadfast vigor
'All they do is find nasty shit
And proceed to roll around in it.'
After countess enlightening metaphors
That lasted hours upon hours more
I decided to take matters into my own hands
It's amazing what you can do with a lighter and gas-can
After tireless calculations the math comes out just about right
The world is down one jackass and I get 15 to Life
I can feel your disappointment and can see your unshed tears
But just know I send my love
To write back, the address is as written above
See you in a couple years!
Love, Kara
Ms. Kara Little
Cell Block 2, Terence Correctional Facility
Ambrosia Applebee, Arizona 67893
Dear Mom,
You asked and asked to tell you of my 'minor' plight
And so here I write:
Just a tiny case of Relationship problems
And not your average kind
For what the hell's a girl to do when she sees him in a bind?
'Binds' more like...
Who knew he was the submissive type?
Oh well,
I could have been forgiving
True my nature is quite nice
But when I spoke to my man hating best-friend
She gave me some advice
'Men are like Dung-beetles.'
She declared with steadfast vigor
'All they do is find nasty shit
And proceed to roll around in it.'
After countess enlightening metaphors
That lasted hours upon hours more
I decided to take matters into my own hands
It's amazing what you can do with a lighter and gas-can
After tireless calculations the math comes out just about right
The world is down one jackass and I get 15 to Life
I can feel your disappointment and can see your unshed tears
But just know I send my love
To write back, the address is as written above
See you in a couple years!
Love, Kara