The BDSM and You

The BDSM:
Such a wonderful phrase.
It means
The Big Dark Strange Man,
And I am his biggest fan.
We hang out in his bedroom,
Then we go visit the zoo, and watch the baboons.
We go out to lunch,
Then meet back at his house,
And watch The Brady Bunch.
And sometimes, I spend the night,
And we watch chick flicks
And have pillow fights.
He makes me feel so warm,
Because he tells me I'm his whore.
He follows me everywhere,
'Cause I'm his care bear.
But once I saw a cop
Attack him with a mop
Then my man pulled out a gun,
Pulled the trigger, and said,
"Hun, don't you pay attention to those cops,
They're just jealous of what we've got."
Then he kissed me on the head,
And we made out on his bed,
And I found a body in a closet,
A female,
And it was
Dead.