New Computer

What is there to say about a new computer?
Endless typos you make me have.
I’m not adjusted to you.
So you seem hard to manage.
You’re not as awesome as my old computer was.

You don’t load my favorite web pages as fast as my old computer did.
But I guess I can’t complain.
You’re trying you’re best.
Aren’t you?
I hope so.

I don’t have the same cursor as I used to.
This one’s just a white clicker.
My old one was a red glittery clicker.
You sure can’t compete.
I didn’t mean to sound cruel.
I’m sorry I ever said that.

I know it’s not your fault.
New computer.
That my old computer is away.
But it helps having someone to blame.
And you’re the nearest thing to me.

It’s not fair I know.
New computer.
But maybe one day.
You can be just like my old one.
A computer I will cherish forever.

Author's Note: It may be really stupid, but I love it.