Spongebob rap

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
i promise you it aint gonna be me
why for many reasons, and my top 3
can't breathe underwater, fruit homes get sticky
and its unoriginal
i try to be visional
i ain't gonna copy other peoples creativity
cause that's just not me, and hopefully you see
the only one that can pull it off is my boy spongy

he's cool, fly, and can clean up any mess of course
shannon's gonna like him cause then she can have intercourse
and he don't like to brag but he's amazingly sexable
he can get into some crazy positions; he's so flexible
why? cause he's a spongy man
doing what spongy men can

i know that i'm a fan
i can't tell whats his plan
he is so mysterious
whenever he tocuhes me
i feel so delirious
what can i say
the sponge got it going on
the only girl he couldn't get in bed was his mom
he's cool and absorbant and knows what to do
hell, this sponge is sexy when he has the flu
he's unstoppable
better than a balloon, he;s a sponge, he's unpoppable

F is for friends who do stuff together
special friends who do stuff all night long
U is for u and me
and my turtle michaelangelo, ya know its better with 3
N is for nosepickin, sharin gum, and sand lickin here with my sex buddy!