Monty Python

Brave knight
Hence fought many
Prepared for Arthur
The horseless king from afar

Now London, long time ago
Two men resorting to violence
Bloody arms lay on leafy ground
Near ivory bones of those defeated
King and knight battle to end

Thoughts of annoyance pass between
With pitiful attempts from one end
And reasons for loss on the other

Our taker of picture
Has yet to know
The triumph of Arthur
and competitor’s shortening