Prince Charming

Mr. Prince Charming,
You’re just like Santa Clause,
You get every girl dreaming,
But really you are a lost cause.

Your amazing looks,
Smile, wit and chivalry,
Only exist in books.

Your fairytale rescue,
Draws in every one’s hearts,
The way that you are true,
Is worth being fed to the sharks.

Dear Mr. Charming,
I despise you and wish you a fate in hell,
The rate I fell for you was alarming,
But I ignored the bells.

Mister Prince,
It’s the way we all wish you were true,
That makes me wince,
But I want you too.