Computer ***

Sits on a chair,
And types away.
Staying on MySpace,
Everyday.

Tip and tap,
Click and clack.
A computer whore,
What is that?

Does not dance,
Does not sing,
All it does is ping ping ping,
On the keyboard.

Talk and chat.
That is that.
All day long.
It is so wrong.

A computer whore,
Is such a bitch.
All she does is sit sit sit,
At her computer.

A computer whore,
Only leaves to pee.
This computer whore...

Guess what?
It's me!