born of boredom.

there once was a man named jesus,
and at one time he was a fetus.
he stuck his staff in the mud
and turned water to blood.
it's too bad that he couldnt meet us.

he carried a cross,
but alas, at what cost?
his love had him die for our sins.
but now he's in heaven
playing checkers with Kevin,
who died from his inability to swim.

[sorry about the lameness. i forgot how the second part originally went, so i kinda BS'd it. lol. ]