Aleksandr!

I’m going so fast, I can’t slow down.
My speed is unmatched; I’m the best in town.

They’re shocked by my skill, my strength, my speed.
Listening to them cheer, that’s all that I need.

I am the master at what I do.
It’s not a question; we all know it’s true.

From here on out, all I can get is better.
Don’t forget it, not now, not ever.

What makes me the best you may wonder?
Do not question me! For I am Aleksandr!