Frank Iero is your birthday present...

Yes, it is your birthday!
Yes, you know it's true!
And because it is your birthday,
I gave Frankie to you, Hey!

Now for the really special part....

He's as cute as a munchkin
And as short as one too.
He's a sexy guitarist
With fascinating tattoos.
His dexterity is impressive
And so is his hair.
(And if you look closely,
You can see his underwear!)
He is so special,
And lovable too,
That I put him on your birthday card
So happy birthday to you!

(I would've given you the real Frank Iero as a birthday present, but only giving you a picture of him was the closest thing I could get without risking a restraining order. So enjoy, because you also got Mikey as a side dish!)

This is the link to the picture that she put in the card
http://media.photobucket.com/image/frank%20iero%20%20guitar/Fwank_is_love/guitar.jpg

Cutie with a booty! ;p