Not the Norm

Squeals and squeaks
Happy dances
Batting eyes
Makeup
Dresses
Skirts
High-heeled shoes
The guy pays for it all
And he treats you like a princess
Shopping
Pink
Abercrombie and Fitch
Hollister
And American eagle
No means yes and yes means no
Mysterious is sexy
Normal girl
Right?
Ew
Squeaking is something mice do
My happy dances consist of no dancing at all
If I bat my eyes, it means I got something in it
Makeup is ok, but keep the lipstick AWAY!
I will kill myself in high heeled shoes
A guy paying for everything makes me twitch
And I am anything but a princess
Shopping is a chore
And pink is a hell no
Name brand clothes are overpriced
Therefore Ross is my haven
When I say no- I mean no
And when I say yes- I mean yes
I promise
Mysterious is not sexy
It’s frustrating
I am a girl
I am sexy
And I will not be judged