Honey, I Killed The Kids

Honey, can you find the aerosol spray?
Spray it outside, man it smells!
Smells like pine fresh now.
Now we can sit back satisfied that we've destroyed some of the Ozone Layer, honey!

Honey, I need to stop and fill up on petrol.
Petrol that will turn into a toxic gas.
Gas like that will cause the Earth to get hot!
Hot enough to melt the polar ice caps and make sure we're all killed, honey!

Honey, I want to watch that documentary on Nature.
Nature is struggling to survive now that we've moved in.
In time, there may be no nature left at all!
All we need now is some dead pig to cook on the barbecue, honey!

Honey, I need new fur coat, this one's a season old!
Old enough to throw out, I want to wear a fox carcass instead.
Instead of buying faux fur, I buy the fur of tortured animals.
Animals that could be living their lives and running free right now, honey!

Honey, I want to go to China.
China is where they make everything.
Everything is very smoggy there.
There isn't even a blue sky, it's so polluted, honey.

Honey, I want to get the kids some ivory.
Ivory elephant tusks make great gifts!
Gifts at the expense of an endangered species is fine!
Fine, fine, we'll get the rhino horn instead, honey.

Honey... why are we being so cruel to our home?
Home is where the heart is, but soon it will all be gone.
Gone forever, with no re-winding it back.
Back to when the Earth was still beautiful, honey.

Honey, we can still make a change.
Change the was we live, just a little.
Little by little, our Earth will become beautiful again.
Again, our lives will be wonderful, honey.