Always Happening To Me

Why does this always happen to me?
I told you I liked you.
Remember?
When I said I thought you were hot?
Or when I said that I don't find people hot very often?
Yeah, that time.
So, you just go and tell me to ask my friend out for you?
No.
I felt like crap the last time you had a girlfriend.
Last week.
I'm going to feel even worse that you're with my friend.
If you break up with her and go for me, I'll be forced to say no.
It's the friends code.
You don't go out with a friend's ex.
What I'm trying to say is.
What the fuck?
You led me on.
Remember?
When you were calling me cute?
When you told me you'd go out with me if you weren't with your girlfriend?
Your girlfriend of less than a week.
I wouldn't want to hurt my friend like that.
No way.