I'll Watch Teletubbies And Think Of You.

Written By Michael Jackson.

Sent to Clay Aiken.

I'll watch teletubbies and think of you.

I'll sit there strummin' to the grass blades.

I remember the good times and the bad scrapes.

I thought those were pretty bloody.

So,that's why I got up and walked my butt back to the couch to see...

A screen. Staring right back at me.

I remember when we used to watch this.

I remember how you liked the purple one the best.

Yeah,yeah,yeah. I'll watch teletubbies and think of you.

And remember how you thought all of them were gay just like you!

Yeah,just like you.

I remember when I first saw you there.

With some sort of colored eyes and blonde hair.

Yeah,I liked the way you sang.

But most of all I can't believe how you've kept your twang!

It's cool to know that you finally told the world...

But you didn't shock any of us, I am pretty sure.

Yep. Pretty sure!!!!!!!!

Yeah,yeah,yeah. I'll watch teletubbies and think of you.

And remember how you thought all of them were gay just like you!

Yeah,just like you.

I always knew Sanjaya had a chance.

But not anymore after this.

Now I know for a fact...

CLAY AIKEN IS GAY!

So,I'll watch teletubbies and think of you.

I'll remember how you thought they were all gay just like you...

And somethin' I found out just a while ago...

Was that...

Your favorite one made of indigo...

Is just like you.

Yeah,you. YEAH YOU!

So,I'll watch teletubbies and think of you.

And remember how you thought they were gay just like you!

Yeah,just like you.

I sat and watched teletubbies while thinkin' of you.

I got tired and went to bed then dreamed that it was all in my head.

So I went outside and strummed a piece of grass...

Then I began to reminisce....

By DiscountHobo