Geekular
Glindatius: Elphie, now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project!
Elphaba: You really don’t have to do that…
G:I know, *Snorts* that’s what makes me so commendable
G: Whenever I observe someone less fortunate than I,
And lets face it.Who is it-
E: You
G: *Glares* Less fortunate that I!?
My tender cardiac tends to start to arrest…
And when someone needs tutor I simply have to take over
I know-I know…all the answers to a math test
And even in your case
Though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face
Don’t worry, I’m determined to succeed
And yes indeed
You
Will
Be…
Geekular!
Your gonna be geekular
I’ll teach you the proper codes
Will dissect some toads
Little ways to get some A’s
I’ll help you solve a rubix cube
Not to be a noob
Everything that counts to be…
Geekular
I’ll help you be geekular
Hang with the right nerd crowd
Make your statement loud
Know the formulas you’ve got to know
But let’s face it
You’ve got an awfully long way to go
Don’t be offended by my frank analysis,
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I’ve chosen to become a
Pal, a sister and advisor,
There’s nerd wiser!
Not when it comes to…
Geekular!
I have knowledge of geekular
And with an assist from me,
To be who you’ll be,
Instead of stupid who you were
Well.Are.
Theres nothing that can stop you,
From being geek…u…ler
Lar…lar, lar, lar, lar.
We’re gonna make you geek-u-lar!
When I see brainless creatures
With even more brainless features
I remind them on their own behalf
To-think-of
Pen protectors
Or especially large glasses
Did they have looks or a social life?
Don’t make me laugh!
They were Geekular!
Please!
Its all about geekular.
Its about aptitude
Not how your viewed
So its very very crude to be
Very very popular
Un-like me!
G:Why Miss Elphabe, look at you. Your hideous
E: I have to go…
G:You’re welcome…
G: And though you protest,
Your disinterest,
I know Glandatius Stanley
Your gonna grin and bear it!
Your new found geekularity
Aah!
La la, la la!
You’ll be geekular!
Just not quite as geekular as Me!
Elphaba: You really don’t have to do that…
G:I know, *Snorts* that’s what makes me so commendable
G: Whenever I observe someone less fortunate than I,
And lets face it.Who is it-
E: You
G: *Glares* Less fortunate that I!?
My tender cardiac tends to start to arrest…
And when someone needs tutor I simply have to take over
I know-I know…all the answers to a math test
And even in your case
Though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face
Don’t worry, I’m determined to succeed
And yes indeed
You
Will
Be…
Geekular!
Your gonna be geekular
I’ll teach you the proper codes
Will dissect some toads
Little ways to get some A’s
I’ll help you solve a rubix cube
Not to be a noob
Everything that counts to be…
Geekular
I’ll help you be geekular
Hang with the right nerd crowd
Make your statement loud
Know the formulas you’ve got to know
But let’s face it
You’ve got an awfully long way to go
Don’t be offended by my frank analysis,
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I’ve chosen to become a
Pal, a sister and advisor,
There’s nerd wiser!
Not when it comes to…
Geekular!
I have knowledge of geekular
And with an assist from me,
To be who you’ll be,
Instead of stupid who you were
Well.Are.
Theres nothing that can stop you,
From being geek…u…ler
Lar…lar, lar, lar, lar.
We’re gonna make you geek-u-lar!
When I see brainless creatures
With even more brainless features
I remind them on their own behalf
To-think-of
Pen protectors
Or especially large glasses
Did they have looks or a social life?
Don’t make me laugh!
They were Geekular!
Please!
Its all about geekular.
Its about aptitude
Not how your viewed
So its very very crude to be
Very very popular
Un-like me!
G:Why Miss Elphabe, look at you. Your hideous
E: I have to go…
G:You’re welcome…
G: And though you protest,
Your disinterest,
I know Glandatius Stanley
Your gonna grin and bear it!
Your new found geekularity
Aah!
La la, la la!
You’ll be geekular!
Just not quite as geekular as Me!