The Mibba Poem

* As the short description states, this is the stupidest thing I've ever written before and it was written in, like, three minutes. Don't take it to heart, kiddies -- I write these things to cure my boredom.

*Also, credit to Craig from the Allen and Craig Show on youtube for most of the rhyme scheme found in this poem. xD

The Gee-Gee, the Frankie, the Frank-Gees,
Where have you gone, pretty please?
Hot lovers to the end,
Whether brother or friend,
Where have the pairings gone?

The Joe-Joe, the Nicky, the Kevin,
Holy shit, I'm in heaven.
Whether two or three,
Brothers, they be,
And they're hot when they're nakie, not that I'd know.

The journals, the articles, the fights--
Quite gruesome, some nights.
The internet debates
And threats -- what a waste
Since you cannot inhabit
The screen, like a rabbit
And kick out the genitalia
Of the chick from Australia
That called Gerard Way fat.