Pubert Christ

Pubert cam down from the sky
Into the virgin octopi
He came down to rid the world of sin
Now Pubert's story shall begin

Pubert Christ superstar
The octopus loved from near and far
Pubert Christ can cure disease
Like measles, mumps, and pesky fleas

Pubert Christ, the blessed lad
The holiest being we've ever had
Pubert Christ will make you bleed
He'll slash your head and shoot more speed

Pubert Christ beat the Pope's ass
He'll make you shit out shards of glass
Pubert Christ has a really big hat
And his demeanor is really crass

Pubert Christ's an acid man
He'll push your mom into quicksand
Pubert Christ has a plan
He'll do more drugs and kill your dad

Was it Pubert's tentacle slime
That made him lead his life of crime?
Whatever the cause We've got the fix
We shall nail him to the crucifix

(Pubert screams in agony)

Pubert's dominion was lost throughout time
His legacy ends with this final line...