Equine Adventurization

I was riding down the trails on my pony
It occurred to me that he was growin'
His coat was a deep olive green
He was growin' at some crazy speeds

Equine adventurization
Beats the fun of masturbation
Equine adventurization
Like being shirtless and eating bacon

Trottin' down the trail on my pony
It occured to me that it was snowin
It was cold, the snow was flyin'
And I fell of the horse and broke my hymen

Covered in intestines, dripping with blood
My poor pony has died

My hymen has broken
I'm bleed from inside...
of my vagina