Equine Adventurization
I was riding down the trails on my pony
It occurred to me that he was growin'
His coat was a deep olive green
He was growin' at some crazy speeds
Equine adventurization
Beats the fun of masturbation
Equine adventurization
Like being shirtless and eating bacon
Trottin' down the trail on my pony
It occured to me that it was snowin
It was cold, the snow was flyin'
And I fell of the horse and broke my hymen
Covered in intestines, dripping with blood
My poor pony has died
My hymen has broken
I'm bleed from inside...
of my vagina
It occurred to me that he was growin'
His coat was a deep olive green
He was growin' at some crazy speeds
Equine adventurization
Beats the fun of masturbation
Equine adventurization
Like being shirtless and eating bacon
Trottin' down the trail on my pony
It occured to me that it was snowin
It was cold, the snow was flyin'
And I fell of the horse and broke my hymen
Covered in intestines, dripping with blood
My poor pony has died
My hymen has broken
I'm bleed from inside...
of my vagina