An Ode To Coach Teague

We call you Dylan
As if you are a real Villian
Texts we recieve
saying immm drrunksss!!
at least you don't get DUIs
like other Coaches we know
We ask for advice
and we're told to lie.
We love to watch you get KRUNK!
And make a fool of yourself with the mullet and skirt
But all and all we respect you
Cause you heat our soup