The Young Old Man

The old man drinks water

just like harry potter

he wet his bed

next day he was wed

He has a wife

then the next day he bought a knife

He caught and killed a fish

then made a motherfudging wish

He became a teacher

and then a preacher

he lived in a beach house

and ate a yoyo mouse

Two years later he died

and took a ride

to the heavens

and turned eleven

-Melissa XD >.<