Or Is This All Just A Dream?

Or Is This All Just A Dream?

How did this happen?
This definitely can’t be real.
I’m way too small,
My couch isn’t supposed to be that high.
Since when did the counter get to be so tall,
And how am I so short I can’t reach the doorknob?

This really must all be a dream,
For last night I know I was normal size,
Everything else seemed to be so small.
I know I could reach my chair,
And definitely could lift a book.
But now I’m all tiny,
Seeming small to even the dog.

Is this just a dream?
I know this couldn’t possibly be reality,
Things are all out of whack,
And I know I couldn’t be little bitty.
I’m even too little to reach the phone,
And definitely too small to press the buttons.

Is this real,
Or is this all just a dream?