Cooper Killed A Kiwi

Cooper killed a kiwi,
a formidable flightless bird.
Although her chance was teeny,
a kiwi warcry could be heard.
They rushed into bloody battle,
Cooper had many weapons, the kiwi had a beak.
They scared the serene cattle,
the kiwi was a bitchy bird, and Cooper was a freak!
She raised her black, nasty nails,
and scratched the kiwi's face.
She snickers as the kiwi flails,
and she sprayed its ass with mace!
The kiwi fell to the ground, writhing in sheer pain,
Cooper stabbed it through the heart,
and, alas, the kiwi was slain!