Anchors Ahoy!

sailing through the seas
around the florida keys
i had a monkey sitting on my shoulder
who would whip and laugh
and was quite a molder
he was talented in many ways
such as fetching my binoculars
and making pottery jars

but alas came a pirate ship
looking o so freaky
with its ship close to mine,
mine looked so dinky

they aboarded the ship yelling "wheres the yams!"
and a schizophrenic parakeet yelled "i am who i am!!!!!"

they took my monkey
i was o so sad
when they grapped the monkey
he said " bye dad"

and the began to feast
right there and then
when down came a space alien
a space alien named sven

he zapped them with a ray gun
twelve times or more
grabbed the left over body parts and fed them to an amore

he grabbed my monkey and handed him back
and took off towards his home planet of omf-clack
when i realized that the damn pirates
took the last of my yams.