Limerick's For School

There once was a man named Frank.
He applied for a job at the bank.
They didn’t like his hair,
So he stripped himself bare.
And scared everyone away from the bank.
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There lived an old man named Gerard.
He lived in a house in the yard.
His girlfriend was gay.
So he wouldn’t let her stay.
So she hit him over the head very hard.

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There once lived a man named Ray.
Who had a donkey who couldn’t bray.
He hit it so hard,
That if flew cross the yard.
And got arrested the very next day.

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There lived a man named Bob.
Who played drums for a job.
He traveled cross country,
And said “This is not for me.”
And went back to just being Bob.

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There once lived a man named Mikey.
His hair which he didn’t likey.
So he cut it all off,
And said with a scoff,
“Now my hair I likey.”