My (insert word here) lover

My ostentatious lover
Is rough around the edges
Obnoxious and defiant
He always has to be right

No one is safe from his screams
The drivers ahead of us
Can hear why they suck at driving
And why they should just die

Sports teams, forget it
He can play better than them
And he can coach better as well
He'll do both single handly

He talks in his sleep
Snores quite loudly
That the earth trembles
And yet I smile

Because what I hear
In those few minutes before I sleep
Makes it all worthwhile in the end
He is my opinionated lover