i am a woman

I shave my legs
I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree
I dont go to the barbers
But a beauty salon
I can get a massage,
without a hard on
I can balance a checkbook
I can pump my own gas
I can talk to my friends
About the size of my ass
My beauty's a masterpeice
and yes it takes long
At least i can admit
To others when im wrong
I dont drive in circles
At any cost
I dont have a problem
addmiting im lost
I never forget
an iportant date
you just gota deal with it
im usualy late
I dont watch movies
with a lot of gore
I dont need instint-replay
to remember the score
I wont loose my hair
I dont get jock itch
and just cause im assertive
dont call me a bitch
dont say to your friends
yea I can get her
in your dreams my dear
I can do better
flowers are good
but jewelry's best
Look at me you idiot...
NOT at my chest!!
I don't have a problem
With expressing my feelings
I know when you lie
You look at the ceiling
DON'T call me a girl
a babe or a chick
I am a woman
do ya get it u dick?!