ECW

Everybody i love ECW
Tommy Dreamer, Sandman and Sabu
I like it when they use tables that are on fire
And when they use barbed wire

Sometimes the pain isnt phoney
i found out in a interview with Balls Mahoney
They have comedy moments that make me howl
why does tazz always wear a towel

It all started thanks to Tod Gordon
He saved me from my boredom
They ran there shows in a rundown bingo hall
So the attendance was rather small

They broadcast shows on TNN
It all went downhill because of them
In 2001 they went bust
A return in the future was surely a must

It was rembered for infamous stuff
Which made the others look rather tough
Such incidents like Mass Transit
New Jack got arrested Goddamit

In 2005 they did a reunion show
When i saw i was like Woah
WWE revived it a year later
I thought what could be greater

It turned out to be really crap
No Extremeness not even a ankle snap
For something that used to be great
its now a thing most people hate