McDonnalds

'Shall i compare thee to a Chicken Mcnugget

Or to the creamy sensation of a Mcflurry

You pound my heart like a Quater pounder

I call you Big Mac, but to you i'm Small Fries

You remind me of a Soft Serve Ice cream, you cost 30c and are over in less than a minute

Your tan is like the golden brown of a Hash Brown

Lean Beef.... Need i say more??

Come Saturday (night) I'll teach you to have a Happy Meal, with a special prize inside

Ronald McDonald.... he Knows how to have a good time

Would you like to take a McDip in to my well of happiness

With a bit more "charge", there’s my Thickshake waiting to be packaged

Try my Mcfeast, you can supersize me any day

A little Mini Snack to perk you up for the next round

Your eyes glisten as you take a bite from the greasy, fatty, chicken Bacon Deluxe Burger which i just brought....WHICH IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING ON THIS MENU

Add Double beef and you have a cardiac arrest waiting to happen

I will smother you with the mayonnaise from this Fillet-o-Fish

And once were done here i will take you to that shit-box of a place we call McDonalds"

THE END...No regrets