Just surprises

Whoa whoa, I think I just blew a fuse.
Now you're making me confused! Hey! Put down that knife.
Listen to me, you can't end for your life, you can't end me!
Listen, listen Ana! Give it a try, wipe that unused tear from your eye.
I am your life, I am and am not your friend. Trust me, having a sucky life is like a fashion trend.
There are do's and there are don'ts, even as he gloats.

I am reality, come to slap you in the face! WAIT, NO! I'm sorry, there will be no blood no mace.
Just give me a listen, take a seat, come on. Listen to me, and we'll have some fun.
Know me, show me, use me, don't abuse me. I am your life, I am and am not your friend.
Let's take a walk in the park, I am your life; I won't leave you in the dark.

I am what you are afraid of, what you are made of. There's no crying, no praying, listen to what I'm saying!! Hello? Is anybody there? HEY, snap out of it. I am made of YOU, I am made by YOU, not by the air! You think this is funny? You think this is a joke? I am your life.. I am not to be laughed at, not everyone is your friend; like me for instance. You've got to learn how to spit for distance.

Do you understand what I'm saying?? Is it finally making sense? Didn't think so... Alright, let's give it another try. HEY, please, don't cry. Life is full of surprises, so many it's well, surprising. Life I guess is about compromising. You don't sign a contract, shipping me off to the devil, dear. You lend me an ear so I can keep you here. I am your life, I am and am not your friend. I am like a wound, I am what you can mend. You can fix me, but you'll only fool yourself if you try and trick me. I am and am not your friend...

WHOA WHOA, I think I just blew a fuse.
Hey, put down that knife...
Listen to me, you can't end your life... You can't end me.

I am your life. I am and am not your friend. I am reality, come to slap you in the face...

And don't worry, like I said, there will be no blood no mace...

Just surprises.

--Smile.