Princesses and Princes

Snow White and Sleeping Beauty,
make you think they got it made.
Living in the rich house,
with everything, like a maid.

TV makes it pretty,
butters it up real good.
cover-girl fairy tales,
can't see the bumps and the blemishes.

TV doesn't show you,
the other side isn't greener.
TV doesn't show you,
the reality of the princesses.

Are they really that happy?
Smile, laugh, smile, laugh.
Their princes are with other princesses,
making-out and sexing up like they don't got a wife at home.

Princes live a double life,
while sticking it to the princesses to be the glory.
Princesses aren't going to take it anymore,
It's their turf now.

Knock down the doll house,
burn down the hotels,
crush all the candy canes,
fire all the ugly maids.

Cut off all the Barbie's hair,
Break off all the ken dolls legs,
Call all the Prince's Ho's,
Tell them what he's got at home.

Bake up all the cookies,
lace them with cyanide.
Give them to the Prince,
see how he likes to die.

Candy apples are nothing but a myth.
The Prince's kisses are nothing but a major diss.
Living in a hotel, all dressed in pretty whites,
isn't nothing but an old lady with wrinkles,
and no cover-girl make-up.