Why I didn't do my home

I didn't do my homework because...
I didn't do my homework beacause my pencil kept on breaking,

And just to get started,
Oh how long it has been taking!

I fell asleep upon my book,
See teacher, even take a look!
I drooled on my paper and my bookbag too!

When I woke up I was on a pirate ship!
With Captain Blackbeard and a monkey named Pip,

He tied me up, and forced me over the plank,
He thrusted his sword and put it to my back,
but just before that he threw me into a sack.

Just as he threw me over board,
I landed in my house,

In bed, awake in shock,
So my homework I did mock.

And-Oh my, Ms. Daniels, ma'am,
It is time to go,

For I started my excuse so long ago.
I didn't cut Suzie's hair! It fell off!
I may get in trouble, Miss Jearings,

My brain may be related to rubble,
But I don't have scissors you see,
So how could it be me?

Hey don't go through my desk!
Ok, So I have five pairs,
But I didn't cut any strands of hairs!

Susie sits up in front and I am here in back,
So the only girl in front of me is Little Mack.
She has shorter hair,

She is tucked in tight to her desk,
So there is no way I could be the pesk!

What is that you say, Susie?!
You got a hair cut?

See,I've been framed, and- hey Miss Jearings,
Where you going?
My teacher, I think, has the brain of a mutt (I would've cut her bald)!