The ABCs of Revenge

A is for arsenic that I’ll put in your food
B is for blood, though you might think it crude
C is for club; I’ll beat you like a drum
D is for death, and I wish yours would come
E is for electric chair; I’ll watch you fry
F is for frightened; the way you will die
G is for gore that’ll fill your room
H is for horror; it’ll bring your doom
I is for ice: the way you’ll feel
J is for jackknife; it’ll be ideal
K is for kill and I’ll do it to you
L is for lifeless; it’ll turn you blue
M is for massacre; sad, but true
N is nausea, it’s starting to brew
O is for opportune; that’ll start your decay
P is for please; the last word you say
Q is for quaint; your screams are enticing
R is for rage; it’s you I’ll be dicing
S is for savoring, it’ll be so sweet
T is for terror, you’ll lie at my feet
U is for underground, you’ll push up daisies
V is for vengeance, though you’ll think I’m crazy
W is for wrath, I’ll never be bored
X is for xiphoid; you'll die by my sword
Y is for ‘Yes!’ How satisfied I’ll be
Z is for zealous – death upon thee!