Untitled (as of yet)

Dear ladies and gentlemen, it's opening day.
So please listen closely to what I will say:
I'm drunk and despondent, you're too bored to care,
But I will be brief and explain this affair.
Herein lies my heart, you'd do best not to read,
Filled with honestly and truth robed in cowardly deceit.
I'm drunk and despondent, you're too cold to care,
But I will be brief and get out of your hair.
I'm going to be blunt, I won't stop you now,
It's time for fun facts mother wouldn't allow.
I'm drunk and despondent, are you ready to care?
Too late my friend, we're already there.
We'll gather 'round campfires to sing along songs
As you realize I was really just you all along.

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Seriously, I still need to think of a title for this.