Lovers Suicide

I had tied the perfect noose
Then made sure it wasn’t loose

I had a sudden inspiring thought,
And put away the pills I bought.

I won’t just be another statistic in U.S.A Today
Suicide isn’t the answer, it’s just another way

With the gun to her head
This is what she said,

“Statistic? I don’t mother fucking care.”
“Baby, you know what’s going in here!”

She put the trigger to her chin,
And I grabbed a blade with a grin.

We would die today in deranged love,
And the gun went off like a coo of a dove.

I smirked as I raised the blade because
Truly, the only sad thought I had was

Look! What pretty new white tile.
I hope they don’t put that in the file.