The Goon (Rap)

Said you love to death
Kissed me, took my breath
Shared a drink, had a laugh
Tattoed your name on my calf
Called me your Queen
You and her made me want to scream
So choose her the stupid Goon
That ugly preppy bafoon
1, 2, 3, 4, Want to wack you with a door
5, 6, 7, 8, Can believe you chose her to date

She got the blondest hair in town
Too bad she's got the grades to frown
You think she's punk
She doesn't even know the song "Police Truck"
She's a waste of time
You were cooler when you were mine
We were a one in a million match
Like the whole in my jeans, you were the missin' patch
Said you weren't that way anymore
But there you go with that 30 cent whore

There's really only so much I can say
Yeah I'd do it this way
Though you took my heart and pride
Through your words, you lied
Can't wait till she leave you for someone better
Haha you'll be a bird with one feather
You wanted an easy fuck, you got one
You and Me, well we're DONE
Next time make the better choice, me or the goon
That dumb, blonde, preppy, bafoon