Total Opposites...

My best friend,
We're total opposites.

He has blonde hair,
Mine is black,

He goes to church,
I'm a friggin Satanist.

He's really nice and always caring,
I am mean and don't give a shit.

He has manners,
I have none.

He love his sisters,
I beat mine up.

He is forever laughing,
I don't even know how to laugh.

He's in pain when I poke him,
I'm staring at him when he punctures a pencil through my skin.

But we have one thing in common,
We're both in love.