Secret's Secret

Secret's secret is that there is no great secret to life.
It's actually a ply by the world's scientists -- but that's a different story.
Secret's secret is that love is real,
Jesus is too,
Chicken doesn't even taste like chicken,
And bones in food are ew.
Secret's secret is that death is actually quite joyous,
Birth is still beautiful,
Hippies are the bomb,
And a VCR is cooler than a CD-ROM.
Secret's secret is that love is transcendent,
Life is one big oddity,
I have no idea about appendix,
And laughter is actually a commodity.
So laugh it up and love all around,
Secret's secret is better when found.