I'll Give You a Love Poem (Not)

I'll give you a love poem
believe me, it's going to be awesome!
and maybe, just maybe
A prince charming will come

Are you serious?
This has to be a joke
I can't wright stuff like that
It makes me choke

Everyone loves to read about romance
They enjoy writing about it
But in the end
It's total bullshit!

It's total nonsense!
I mean, who melts when looking at you?
It's a metaphor I know
But it's so untrue

They say you're a fallen angel
Angels are perfect
and as far as I know
we all have a defect

They say they'll love you forever
But in the end
They just end up...
Like any other friend

Yes, it's quite romantic
but most of them are lies
And who are the ones that say them?
Yep, most of the guys.

Please don't feel discouraged
Give your girlfriend a love poem
But, please notice
that isn't the problem

What they say might be beautiful
what they read might be simply marvelous
and to say the truth
I'm a bit jealous

They describe this perfect girl
They must have wonderful inmagination
Because what these poems read
are simply an inmaginary creation

Sorry girls
I didn't mean to sound mean
I just find it stupid
I didn't mean to cause a whole scene

Love poems are a token of romance
So give it to a loved one
and don't worry
What's done is done